"Never feed a fish a Frozen Waffle." - Carl Sandburg
Limericks
A man in a yellow top hat Had a very big yellow cat The cat turned blue What could he do He thought he would make a blue mat
There once was a man named Frank One day he went to the bank The bank was not open So Frank started smokin By the end of the day Frank stank
She tried to open her locker She said for no one to stop her The locker was stuck It was just her luck Her friend had started to mock her
One day the news forecast said snow! I looked outside and then shouted whoa The ground looked green and bare Sunshine was everywhere Where oh where did the snow go
Susan was pretty as a rose She loved to play ball and sing prose But if you know Susan And if you're not snoozin She is not pretty to the nose
