There once was a bunny named Fread,
Who liked to drink lots of mead.
And ate too many a seed,
Because of all of his greed.

There once was a bunny named Stripe,
Who never did nothin' but gripe.
He had an owner named Snipe,
Who shoved him into a pipe.

There once was a bunny named Sue,
Whose fur was always quite blue.
She's currently come down with the flu,
And would love to spread it to you.

Now all of these bunnies are sad,
Because they have been rather bad.
And made lots of people mad,
And are now forced to wear plaid.