There once was a pony named Glitter,
Who liked to frolic and flitter.
But she had no clue,
And was made into glue,
And had lived, would now be most bitter.

A panda, a hat rack, and me,
How odd the look of us three.
The panda was blue,
The hat rack was too,
But both of them brought me much glee.

There once was a fish in a bowl,
Whose gills were as black as coal.
One day he jumped free,
And really scared me,
And never was sadder a soul.

I used to be able to sleep,
Without the counting of sheep.
But homework stopped that,
Like a car to a cat,
And now all I can do is weep.

I wish I had a puppy,
So I wouldn't feel like a yuppie.
Something to squeeze,
And do as I please,
But for now all I have is my guppy.