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Don't stare at the legs of a chair
For they are impossibly bare.
With no shoes for their feet
And no pants for their seat,
It really is very unfair.
I've yet to see a salad bowl,
They're quite good, or so I'm told.
On the other hand,
I've seen peanuts stand
And a diamond ring be sold.
I've heard that people have bear arms,
And bumblebees will come in swarms,
But do lemons peel?
Can a stamp really seal?
And do rain clouds really form?
Oh, listen to the rubber band
And when they're done, give 'em a hand.
Snap Crackle and Pop
Are going to top
The performance if they can.
Can't you feel the window's pane
Aching in the pouring rain?
My rhymes are all done
And we've had some fun,
Let's hope we can do it again.
If these have frightened you, please direct your attention to the bottom of this page.
Side note: Please do not hold me accountable for this pathetic play on words. I warned you on the homepage the things here might be a little disturbing, one of which being my horrible word plays. My deepest apologies.
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