A green leaf falls down
Down, down to the hard ground
A green leaf falls down.

The world had much dirt
Some times it gets on your shirt
Then you have to wash.

If I had a drink
I would most likely drink it
Then it would be drunk.

If I had a snack
I bet you have the knack
There would be no snack.

I don't like poems
Poems are not fun to write
Except when it's this one.


This is a clock

Lather rinse repeat.


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