LIMERICKS

There was a great big tree,
On which I hit my knee,
I tripped on a root,
While wearing a boot,
And spilled my big cup of tea.

There was a guy named Elvis,
Who liked to move his pelvis,
He sang the blues,
And wore suede shoes,
He's someone people will miss.

There once was a guy who wore red,
But never a thing on his head,
His colors don't range,
And they never will change,
As long as he stays in his bed.

I saw a dog named Marvin,
Who looked like he was starvin,
He sat on the steps,
In front of the vets,
But wait it's only a carvin.

There was a girl in all pink,
She had it even in her drink,
She sat under some trees,
While some peas,
And gave them all to her mink.

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